| coworker: | Oreos are vegan and one of my boyfriends and I made a vegan version of stuffed cookies with them. Totally awesome. |
| me: | Nice. I had no idea oreos were vegan. Can use that as an excuse when I eat an entire sleeve. |
| coworker: | Yeah, it's kind of creepy actually. They redid the recipe a couple of years ago and removed any actual "ingredients" in favor of chemicals. |
| me: | Oh, so it's vegan in the same way my dvd player is vegan. Because it's not actually food. |